Celebrity Roasts Quotes & Sayings

I like it that my career has all the predictability and continuity of a children's nonsense rhyme. — Nick Bantock

There was a great deal of skill in her smile, a smile meant to make a boy who had done nothing with his life make him feel accomplis and remarkable-vile even. — Sherry Thomas

When I am home alone I like to scatter my tackle across the floor and play with it. I may pretend I am working on it, performing preventative maintenance, but really it is playing. — Howell Raines

I keep a pen in my hand so that I can underline anything that strikes me as particularly interesting or well written - it's a quirk left over from my days in graduate school. — Kim Wright

While madness in individuals is relatively rare, it is virtually a prerequisite for a certain sort of political leader. — Joyce Carol Oates

I think a lot of people have unreasonable expectations because they never stop to consider what life actually has to offer them. They're always looking for some great epiphany from the skies. They never stop to consider the fact which human beings find hardest to recognize: Maybe I'm not worthy of an epiphany. — Robertson Davies

Our military has to be strengthened. Our vets have to be taken care of. We have to end Obamacare, and we have to make our country great again, and I will do that. — Donald Trump

I believe our foreign assistance should be scrutinized, should be debated, and that we should strike the right balance, but in all cases the foreign assistance that we provide around the world should be used to further our national security interests. — John Sununu

Before Sophie could say anything, Gabe dipped her backward and kissed her again. And she kissed him back. — Melanie Dickerson

Enemies always attend each other's funerals. I guess it is a way of knowing they won... — M.C.V. Egan

I think we're looking at the next major superstar in golf. Tiger has a flair for the dramatic and one of those smiles that lights up the screen. — Don Ohlmeyer