Cb4 Funny Quotes & Sayings

There are at least two sets of Rules for Life, as far as I can tell. There are the ones that get you picked up by the cops or taken to the assistant principal's office if you break them: Don't leave school grounds, don't spray paint stop signs, don't drink, ,don't drop firecrackers in the toliets.
But there's a different set that you really can't break if you don't want your life to suck relentlessly. At the head of the list, Rule Number One: Don't get noticed. As long as you stay exactly the person everyone thinks you're supposed to be, you're fine. — Emma Bull

Prostitution will always exist in every society, so I believe in a fair trade. Open the doors for women to earn their money without having pimps. The worst thing is to criminalize it, because then you open the doors for pimps, criminals, and trading. — Michael Glawogger

A 'truth' detached and purified of pleasures of ordinary life is not worth a damn in my view. Every grand theory and noble sentiment ought to be first tested in the kitchen-and then in bed, of course. — Charles Simic

A person has the right, and I think the responsibility, to develop all of their talents. — Jessye Norman

Act like a VIP and become a VIP — Bill Walsh

Records don't mean anything in rivalry games. — Dez Bryant

A woman's voice is considered a sexual provocation (kol be-ishah ervah), so that a woman may not read or recite before men. — Rachel Biale

A pond full of information can sometimes be less useful than a cup full of insight — Gyan Nagpal

I like connecting to places by foot, and I'm interested in experiencing how somewhere like Crieff connects to somewhere like London. — Rory Stewart

I want to be a homer. I'm getting paid for something that I love to do. I would do it for nothing. — Ron Santo

Egotism is more like an offense, than a crime; though it is allowable to speak of yourself, provided nothing is advanced in favor; but I cannot help suspecting that those who abuse themselves are, in reality, angling for approbation. — Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann