Cazaurang Quotes & Sayings

Live quietly in the moment and see the beauty of all before you. The future will take care of itself ... — Paramahansa Yogananda

My imagination was running amok again. Twice in one night. This never happens when I'm sitting in front of a typewriter. — Gary Reilly

When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in. — Mallory Ortberg

Beauty, of course, is the most important requirement and the paramount asset of the applicant. — Florenz Ziegfeld

Love is a passion which kindles honor into noble acts. — John Dryden

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane. — Colin Mochrie

In many ways, Tucker Carlson's a better symbol of the pathetic state of what passes for conservative journalism than even Glenn Beck or the late Andrew Breitbart, to name two of his contemporaries with a much larger following. — Alex Pareene

Americans are notoriously ill-informed about evolution. A recent Gallup poll (June 1993) discovered that 47 percent of adult Americans believe that Homo sapiens is a species created by God less than ten thousand years ago. — Daniel C. Dennett