Caxtons Office Quotes & Sayings

Lots of forms. Stacks of forms. An average of nine thousand, seven hundred, and forty-seven of them were required to gain entrance to Hell. The largest form ran to fifteen thousand, four hundred, and ninety-seven questions. The shortest to just five, but five of such subtle phraseology, labyrinthine grammar, and malicious ambiguity that, released into the mortal world, they would certainly have formed the basis of a new religion or, at the least, a management course. — Jonathan L. Howard

All I know is what's past is past, and what's ahead is ahead. The second is ka, and takes care of itself. — Stephen King

Honors are very fleeting, just as fame is; cherish friendship more. — John Wooden

Our Z's been fucking Loren Blake. — P.C. Cast

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner

I wanted to be a teacher. — Kim Kardashian

I'm not a rock singer and I don't want to be a rock singer. I'm not interested. It doesn't seem to get across. — Van Morrison

The one thing I am very strict about is that I don't like spending a lot of money on movies because the more money you spend, I think the worse that they get. — Jason Blum

Sometimes, we are unable to break free because we are held captive by divine assignment because in our problem God has given us a unique purpose. — Shannon L. Alder

You mean your initials are RA-RA? — Rick Riordan

The fear of not having enough prevents many from seeing that they already are enough. — Wayne Dyer