Cavuto Quotes & Sayings

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference. — Neil Cavuto

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln. — Neil Cavuto

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted. — Neil Cavuto

That's it, said Cavuto. You're too much of a nerd to be gay. I'm contacting the committee. They'll revoke your rainbow flag and you will not be permitted anywhere near the parade. — Christopher Moore

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people. — Neil Cavuto

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body. Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten. — Neil Cavuto

It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time. — Neil Cavuto

The argument that the countries use for the sheer increase in Muslim doctors is the sheer increase in the Muslim population. In for example Birmingham, England where a lot of these guys came from, where one of these plots was hatched, it's up to 30% of the population. Maybe that's the problem? — Neil Cavuto

Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever. — Neil Cavuto

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process. — Neil Cavuto

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat. — Neil Cavuto

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS. — Neil Cavuto

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots. — Neil Cavuto

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it. — Neil Cavuto

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal? — Neil Cavuto

I don't think business news is just for old white men with money. — Neil Cavuto

It's about food. It's about your home. It's about your life. The government is worried about all of the above. All I'm saying is you should be worried they're worried. Here's why: They're telling you that you can't take care of yourself. You can't be trusted with what you put in your mouth or what you sign on the mortgage dotted line. So they'll tell you what to put in your mouth and they'll save you from what you signed on that dotted line. Does anyone see a trend here? Personal responsibility has now become government responsibility. — Neil Cavuto

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches? — Neil Cavuto

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine. — Neil Cavuto

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person. — Neil Cavuto

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service. — Neil Cavuto

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy. — Neil Cavuto

I'll rail against what I think is wrong. — Neil Cavuto

I want to democratize business news. — Neil Cavuto

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day. — Neil Cavuto

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas. — Neil Cavuto

Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here," said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene.
Cavuto waved to the drawers [at the morgue]. "Do you think they mind?"
The officer shook his head. "No, sir."
Cavuto blew a stream of smoke at Gilbert [a dead guy]. "And him, do you think he minds?"
No, sir."
And you, Patrolman Jeeter, you don't mind, do you?"
Jeeter cleared his throat. "Uh ... no, sir."
Well, good," Cavuto said. "Look, on the side of the car, Jeeter. It says 'Protect and Serve' not 'Piss and Moan.'"
Yes, sir. — Christopher Moore

If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney! — Neil Cavuto

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense. — Neil Cavuto

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it ... with you. — Neil Cavuto

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded. — Neil Cavuto

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things. — Neil Cavuto

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product. — Neil Cavuto

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff ... It's the Fed!? — Neil Cavuto

With Iran's long history of lies and non-cooperation, why are we talking to them? Why are we giving them legitimacy? — Neil Cavuto

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well. — Neil Cavuto

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get. — Neil Cavuto

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending. — Neil Cavuto