Caveman Ringo Starr Quotes & Sayings

The Theorem reste upon the validity of my longstanding argument that the world contains precisely two kinds of people:
Dumpers and Dumpees.
Everyone is predisposed to being either one or the other, but of course not all people are COMPLETE
Dumpers and Dumpees.
Hence the bell curve:
The majority of people fall somewhere close to the vertical dividing line with the occasional statisticaly outliner (e.g., me) representing a tiny percentage of overall individuals. The numerical expression of the graph can be something like 5 being extreme Dumper, and 0 being me. Ergo, if the Great One was a 4 and I am a 0, total size of the Dumper/Dumpee differetial = -4 (Assuming negative numbers if the guy is more of a Dumpee; positive if the girl is.) — John Green

The person we know at first, she thinks, is not the one we know at last. — Colum McCann

I was raised Catholic. I went to Catholic school for 12 years. — Megan Fox

Rich people (in Australia) have swimming pools in their gardens but, at least, they do swim in them. — George Mikes

Furthermore, the unearned increment from land appears in the United States as a gain to the first comers, who have here laid the foundations of a new State. — William Graham Sumner

Anyone who does not share his moments of joy and discouragement with others will never fully know his own qualities and his own defects — Paulo Coelho

I like to groove a little bit! — Leon Bridges

Appleby was a fair-haired boy from Iowa who believed in God, Motherhood and the American Way of Life, without ever thinking about any of them, and everybody who knew him liked him. — Joseph Heller

It's no good thinking you're invisible if you aren't — Margaret Atwood

I used humor to avoid being picked on as a kid. Or I would try and make my parents laugh, so I wouldn't get in trouble. But as a kid, I would watch Flip Wilson and I would memorize his whole routine, listen to Bill Cosby's records constantly, Steve Martin, Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball. I just drank that stuff up and loved it. — Wendi McLendon-Covey

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them. — Chris Kattan