Cautis Prevention Quotes & Sayings

I get to play with great friends and a great crew, every day, blowing stuff up and saying evil lines. You can't complain about that. — Casper Crump

The future holds little hope for any government where the present holds no hope for the people. — Lyndon B. Johnson

There should be a separate line to scrutinize anybody with the name Abdul or Ahmed or Mohammed. — Mike Gallagher

This is the first year for me as a teacher and, by the looks of this class, I'm hoping it won't be my last. — Phil Wohl

So let us decide whether you want a shelter, a safety zone, which will no longer yield conflict, whether you want to escape from the present conflict to enter a condition in which there shall be no conflict; or whether you are unaware, unconscious of this conflict in which you exist. If you are unconscious of the conflict, that is, the battle that is taking place between that self and the environment, if you are unconscious of that battle, then why do you seek further remedies? Remain unconscious. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

Those who are fired with an enthusiastic idea and who allow it to take hold and dominate their thoughts find that new worlds open for them. As long as enthusiasm holds out, so will new opportunities. — Norman Vincent Peale

I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents? — Rodney Dangerfield

The funniest novel you've never read ... Afternoon Men is a revelation to sophisticated readers of every stripe, but especially to a certain kind of artist manqu on the brink of discovering that life is a more difficult business than he ever had reason to expect ... The subject matter is 'relatable,' as my students like to say. Better still, though, is what you can learn about the craft of writing from this marvelous book ... Indeed, if you're looking for a funny, nonportentous Hemingway, then the early Powell is your man. — Blake Bailey

Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit, and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid doing so. — Murray Walker

America is a such a melting pot, I'm not sure if roast chicken is the classic comfort food for everybody. — Eric Ripert

Why was it that women were expected to restrain our every passion for the sake of propriety, but men couldn't do it even for the sake of the women they loved? — Stephanie Dray

God does not need just ability but availability — Ikechukwu Joseph