Caufields Halloween Quotes & Sayings

The highest state is laughter. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

That's what you get when a bunch of fucks in tights try to save the goddamn day. — Garth Ennis

The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open and honest. That's the best way of doing damage control and positioning yourself for success. — Vivek Wadhwa

Digital clocks took the 'space' out of time. — Don DeLillo

about an hour early. Getting past the nurse stations was quite difficult. Working a stressful — Howard Schultheis

You know us naturist types.. when we party we party hard! — Lee Taylor

The Amish are islands of sanity in a whirlpool of change. — Nancy Sleeth

People give the worst advice about lost things. Retrace your steps. Pray to Saint Anthony. Think about where you last saw it. But that doesn't apply to the things that matter. Those are right in front of you, except they can't be found by looking for them. Only by looking at everything else. — Kristen Lepionka

It would be rather naive to imagine that Oprah doesn't have an Earth Evacuation Plan. You know Richard Branson does - his is in plain sight. — John Hodgman

We still think of human disease as the work of an organized, modernized kind of demonology, in which the bacteria are the most visible and centrally placed of our adversaries. We assume that they must somehow relish what they do. — Lewis Thomas

Whether I gave him a chance or not, I relished in the fact that he'd remember me in years to come, — Kenya Wright

Betwixt the life of feeling and the life of faith the Christian has to choose every day. Happy is he who, once for all, has made the firm choice, and every morning renews the choice, not to seek or listen for feeling, but only to walk by faith, according to the will of God. — Andrew Murray

Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,And therefore let 's be merry. — George Wither

Grace means we can put the chalk away and stop keeping score! — Bob Goff

My opponent's self-confidence is usually my best asset. — Megan Whalen Turner