Catoni Associati Quotes & Sayings

A lottery is a taxation on all of the fools in creation. — Henry Fielding

Bungee Jump is to Suicide as General Anaesthetic is to Lethal Injection. You only know the difference on the way back up. — Matt Greene

Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer. — Jamie Zawinski

I never felt that there was anything enviable in youth. I cannot recall that any of us, as youths, admired our condition to excess or had a desire to prolong it. — Bernard Berenson

The entire universe is nothing but a great metaphor. — Simone Weil

It is the goal of the American university to be the brains of the republic. — Johan Huizinga

I never notice what is said about me. I am credited with things I have never done, and abused for them. It would be idle to attempt to contradict newspaper talk and street rumors. — Jay Gould

Most people are much more unusual and complicated and eccentric and playful and creative than they have time to express. — Oliver Herring

To pass the time, I made valiant strides in my effort to read Ulysses, but feared I was losing the war. A hundred pages in, I was getting the sneaking suspicion that James Joyce might have been an asshole, and by Nebraska I was in a foul mood. — B. Justin Shier

People always describe small towns as quaint or cozy or familiar. "You know who your neighbors are," they always seemed to say. But what you won't find depicted in a Norman Rockwell painting is how cruel those same neighbors can be. — T. Torrest

I don't change my style for anybody. Pussies do that. — Michael Bay

And so it was interesting for me to find myself very enamored of a Republican president, but Ronald Reagan was someone I thought captured the spirit of America. — Ed Gillespie

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures. — Tucker Max

Feel like the bright past is coming through the gray present and I want to look at it one more time. — Mary Gaitskill

I wonder what it must be like to have a life full of experiences. All these girls are around my age, but what they're done - performing around the world, strutting down runways - it's all a million miles away from my odd little life. They're all so accomplished.
I should feel envious. Yet, all I feel is embarrassment. — Ciye Cho