Catholic Baptismal Quotes & Sayings

Being a friend is hard." "If it was easy, anyone could do it." "I love smart women." "Smart women love you." "I'd better go." "Call me later. — Robert Crais

Indeed, the Muslims have all the social evils of the Hindus and something more. That something more is the compulsory system of purdah for Muslim women. These burka women walking in the streets is one of the most hideous sights one can witness in India. — B.R. Ambedkar

The world asks, How much does he give? Christ asks why does he give? — John Mott

Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you?
Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having sex when it came to my mind. — Toba Beta

I've always liked the time before dawn because there's no one around to remind me who I'm supposed to be so it's easier to remember who I am. — Brian Andreas

It's hard not to be into a girl who tells you she loves your cock repeatedly as she comes. — Helena Hunting

The true atheist is the one who refuses to see God's image in the face of their neighbour. — Shane Claiborne

One of my psychoses is that I feel like I can do anything. Actually, I believe anybody can do and make anything, even things that don't exist. The making isn't the hard part; it's having faith. If you do only reasonable things, you'll never start your own business. — Bre Pettis

All you can do is show people ... You tell stories that are true and compelling. — Bruce Springsteen

Someone once said give a dog food and shelter and treats and they think you are a god, but give a cat the same and they think they are the god. — Steven Rowley

In April, he spent ten days off the grid training with Carmichael and Bob Roll, Carmichael's affable thirty-eight-year-old former 7-Eleven teammate, in the college town of Boone, North Carolina, in the Appalachian Mountains. — Reed Albergotti

He left it in thy power, ordaind thy will
By nature free, not over-rul'd by Fate
Inextricable, or strict necessity; — John Milton