Catastrofico Quotes & Sayings

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. — Rudyard Kipling

There comes a day of public ceremonial, and a chance to make a speech ... A million voters with IQs below 60 have their ears glued to the radio. It takes four days' hard work to concoct a speech without a sensible word in it. Next a dam must be opened somewhere. Four dry Senators get drunk and make a painful scene. The Presidential automobile runs over a dog. It rains. — H.L. Mencken

I kept my word. An hour or two sufficed to sketch my own portrait in crayons; and in less than a fortnight I had completed an ivory miniature of an imaginary Blanche Ingram. It looked a lovely face enough, and when compared with the real head in chalk, the contrast was as great as self-control could desire. I derived benefit from the task: it had kept my head and hands employed, and had given force and fixedness to the new impressions I wished to stamp indelibly on my heart. — Charlotte Bronte

Always choose life. A demeaned life is better than the best death. — Mo Yan

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Whenever someone says something that's both realistic and abhorrent, It makes me suspect everyone else is lying about everything else. — Chuck Klosterman

Fish?
No fish. Sorry.
"Sorry" is not fish. What good is "sorry"? — Robin Hobb

It was just a tiny moment. Not a kiss, not even real contact. But for all the things it wasn't, it meant so much. — Sarah Dessen

Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal. — Robert Collier

I haven't celebrated coming in No. 2 too many times. — Mark Messier

Homosexuality is a cage in which you are trapped in an endless cycle of constantly wanting more - sexually - that you can never actually receive, constantly full of emptiness, trying to justify your twisted actions by politics and 'feel good' language. — Michael Glatze