Cataloguing Literary Quotes & Sayings

Al Bernstein has seen cable television sports grow up. In 30 Years/30 Undeniable Truths he looks at his time in the industry through a prism that is unique to him. This book gives the reader an insight into the sometimes absurd world of television sports. There is a 31st undeniable truth: Al Bernstein is a truly funny man. — Barry Tompkins

I've never found anything whatsoever that is as easy to do the right way as the wrong way, and if there is such a thing I would like to know about it. — Peg Bracken

I can write a program that lets you break the copy protection on a music file. But I can't write a program that solders new connections onto a chip for you. — Dan Farmer

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show,' I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson. Having a British accent definitely gave me a sonic leg up on that because there is a faux authority to the British accent in and of itself. — John Oliver

We have all been found guilty of being human. There are worse crimes. — Joe Hill

He's got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee. — Frank Stapleton

The University of North Carolina-Greensboro has ordered a Christian club to allow non-Christians as leaders. While we're at it, let's put high school dropouts in charge of the University. — Fred Thompson

With Hollywood you're yesterday's news if you get a flop at the box office. So you might as well be braced to have something else to do that's interesting. Have something lined up to keep your stories fulfilled, and your ideas, because if you're just cranking out movies three times a year. — David Gordon Green

History does not move by leaps into unrelated novelty, but rather by the selective emphasis of aspects of its own immediate past. — Julian Jaynes

Where are you?'
'I am between the light and the waves. — Laurie Nadel

Perhaps people hate because it's more difficult to love. It also takes more courage to do the latter. — Primadonna Angela

Stupid - this assumption people have, that things should somehow be right. — Elizabeth Strout

My plan has always been to return to Broadway every 50 years. — William Shatner

As a director I always look at someone's eyes. How truthful are they? Will this person take me on this journey? — Ruba Nadda