Cataloger Humor Quotes & Sayings

He lived in a strange, silent house and looked out of it through calm eyes. He was a stranger to all the world, but he was not lonely. — John Steinbeck

People engaged in a war do not lose temper over matters which affect the fortunes of war. — Mahatma Gandhi

Furniture is meant to be used and enjoyed. — Natalie Morales

Celebrate you! For if you don't, no one will. — Bien Sufficient

But this must not be confused with our usual ideas of the practice of "unselfishness," which is the effort to identify with others and their needs while still under the strong illusion of being no more than a skin-contained ego. Such "unselfishness" is apt to be a highly refined egotism, comparable to the in-group which plays the game of "we're-more-tolerant-than-you." The Vedanta was not originally moralistic; it did not urge people to ape the saints without sharing their real motivations, or to ape motivations without sharing the knowledge which sparks them. — Alan W. Watts

It might suprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too — William J. Clinton

Cool is identified only by defining others as uncool. The velvet rope excludes before it invites. — Greg Gutfeld

The devil isn't a true lion; he just walks around roaring like one trying to intimidate the Body of Christ. But the truth is, he's had his teeth pulled, and all he can do now is gum you. — Andrew Wommack

Books don't change the world, people change the world, books only change people. — Mario Quintana

Be mindful of the prayers you send
pray hard but pray with care
for the tears you are crying now are just your answered prayers
letters of light we scale merrily, move mysteriously around
so that when you think you're climbing up, man, in fact you're climbing down — Nick Cave

The English race [is..] a slow-minded race, with a strong belief in truth and righteousness, not given to the pursuit of distant ideals, but eager to do what is right in the present circumstances; a race accessible to literature and poetry, but without much feeling for art; a tolerant, quiet and manly people, with a faculty for command. — Percy Gardner