Carvela Kurt Quotes & Sayings

A woman gave my dad $400 so we could get an apartment. We were living in a park. That's how we got started: Four hundred bucks, and look at me. When I donate a computer to a school, I never know what's going to come out of it. — Gilbert Arenas

Fabio Capello needs to nail his hammers to the mast. — Andy Townsend

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug. — Jon Stewart

In fact the bare adjective "bad" hardly scratches the surface of the man's awesome incapacity. — John Biggins

Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done. — Ray Bradbury

The reality is that these food chemists create "Frankenstein foods" within these huge, robotic, assembly-line factories. Here they dump all kinds of man-made preservatives, additives, and chemicals into the recipes for our favorite meals and snacks - in just the right amounts - so these "fake foods" can sit on grocery store shelves for months, years, and even decades without going bad. — Josh Bezoni

The personal qualities necessary for attaining office are practically the opposite of those demanded by the office itself. The trouble with the damn system is that it selects for the skills needed to get elected, and nothing else. A test that you can only pass by cheating can't possibly select honest people. — James P. Hogan

I prefer to watch people. — Michael Winterbottom

The judiciary must be strengthened and released from political interference. — Aung San Suu Kyi

It seems like people need to get into the last album until they can tolerate the next one. And then, slowly but surely, by the time the new one's available, they've gotten into the last one and they really love it. — Rob Brown