Cartoonists For Hire Quotes & Sayings

The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee — J.A. Saare

The mark of a writer is to make a story as likely as possible, and I've done my best to deliver authentic atmosphere. — Philip Kerr

I wonder why it is that the countries with the most nobles also have the most misery? — Francis Bacon

He not know if he agreed with her, but he could understand her way of thinking. — Morgan Rice

I try to get over to Iraq and Afghanistan as much as I can. — R. Lee Ermey

You're a professor of astrophysics? And you want to be the ship's cook?" "Is the job in space?" "Yes." "Then I wish to be the ship's cook, — Anonymous

My mantra has always been to have zero regrets in life. Everything I do at one speed, I go all-out. — Apolo Ohno

Harold,' she would say, 'do you think I'm a fool? If I place the Crimson Diamond in any safe-deposit vault in New York, somebody will steal it, sooner or later.' Then she would nibble a sprig of catnip and peer cunningly at me. — Robert W. Chambers

I loved experiencing city life in New York. — Quvenzhane Wallis

Stephanie: Why can't you break in? You broke into the Vault
Skulduggery: That's different
Stephanie: Yes, it had alarms and vampires - this'll be so much easier
Skulduggery: There are times when extreme measures are unnecessary
Stephanie: Extreme measures are very necessary here! — Derek Landy

Learning to be complex is easy, but learning to be simple is most difficult. — Debasish Mridha

And this I know: all these things that now, while we are still in the war, sink down in us like a stone, after the war shall waken again, and then shall begin the disentanglement of life and death. — Erich Maria Remarque

As dismayed as Americans are with the influence of the special interests that finance election campaigns, they've been reluctant to embrace the alternative: taxpayer-financed elections. — John Harwood

I think the experience forced me to consider how interested I was in political cartooning. After I was fired, I applied to other papers but political cartooning, like all cartooning, is a very tough field to break into. Newspapers are very reluctant to hire their own cartoonists when they can get Oliphant or MacNelly through syndication for a twentieth of the price. — Bill Watterson

If you break up with Alec, you will not only be losing one stone cold fox, but a family of foxes. I will pass down the word to my children's children. No Lightwood is ever going to so much as wink at you in a bar. Think about that. Think about being Lightwoodless and lonely five hundred years from now, in a sad and chilly nightclub on the moon. — Cassandra Clare

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. — Richard Armour