Cartman Mp3 Quotes & Sayings

I told you, hon, I'm not a real person. This is my job. — Michael Chabon

That's always important to us, is being truthful. Not guessing, not making any assumptions. Just coming at it with knowledge. — Simon Pegg

there is nothing more patronizing to an Infertile than to hear a new mother complaining, — Liane Moriarty

Crucial to Lee's plan was the defense of that part of Long Island directly across the East River and particularly the imposing river bluffs near the tiny hamlet called Brooklyn, which was also spelled Breucklyn, Brucklyn, Broucklyn, Brookland, or Brookline, and amounted to no more than seven or eight houses and an old Dutch church that stood in the middle of the Jamaica Road, the main road inland from the Brooklyn ferry landing. — David McCullough

A man's ego is a fragile thing; as fragile as a woman's heart — Eric Jerome Dickey

There was a time he'd heard tales of Dab Sweet and he'd stuck thumbs in his belt and chin to the sky and tricked himself that was how his life had been. But the years scraped by hard as ever and he got less and the stories more 'til they were tales of a man he'd never met succeeding at what he'd never have dreamed of attempting. — Joe Abercrombie

But in the future there will be no wives and no friends. Children will be taken from their mothers at birth, as one takes eggs from a hen. — George Orwell