Carri Riste Quotes & Sayings

A London copper doesn't like to intrude upon a traveller camp with anything less than a van full of bodies in riot gear - it's considered disrespectful otherwise. — Ben Aaronovitch

I saw a Velveeta commercial, and it was playing, I think, 'Burning Love.' [Jackson] had approved it-that's something we can't control. He can do whatever he wants with the songs he owns to make money, and that got under my skin. — Lisa Marie Presley

One thing that I really like to do is, I'll look in the mirror, and I'll imagine that I'm rapidly aging, until I'm just a skull. — Anna Akana

The men who attempt to survive, not by means of reason, but by means of force, are attempting to survive by the method of animals. — Ayn Rand

I didn't really get to experience much where I come from."
"Ohhh ... .so you're Amish. Is this like your Rumspringa?" I giggled.
"Something like that."
"So you are Amish?"
Joel laughed. "No, I'm not Amish. — Shawn Kirsten Maravel

Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell?
N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off.
"Aaarrk," Artemis half choked. — Eoin Colfer

Another older writer that had a huge influence on me is Chekhov. More contemporarily, it's hard to say. — Chad Harbach