Carpe Diem Funny Quotes & Sayings

He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopeless a thing as it might have been. — Patricia Briggs

I define ministry as what you've went through. I believe it takes somebody to go through something to be able to minister to something. — Mike Willis

Funny to think that every day you have ever lived is a yesterday, and you will never live one single tomorrow. But then again, every day is a today when you're living it. — Mik Everett

Stop looking in the mirror and forget how you look like; we are all special the way we are. — M.F. Moonzajer

The only genre of movie that I could see making that doesn't have anything magical or otherworldly about it would be a war film. I'm very interested in history, and a war film could be something that would lure me in. — Neill Blomkamp

Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic. — Will McIntosh

I have always been afraid of banks. — Andrew Jackson

We make our own truths and lies ... Truths are often lies and lies truths ... — Bernhard Schlink

Oppressed people are frequently very oppressive when first liberated. They know but two positions: somebody's foot on their neck or their foot on somebody's neck. — Florynce Kennedy

Any substantial improvement must come from action on the system, the responsibility of management. Wishing and pleading and begging the workers to do better was totally futile. — W. Edwards Deming

The whole sort of debate of classic objective journalism versus a new immersion journalism - that can go on forever ... I made no bones about my position: I don't think you can be objective. — Shane Smith

Household: that is what we are. The Commander is the head of the household. The house is what he holds. To have and to hold, till death do us part. The hold of a ship. Hollow. Cora — Margaret Atwood

A book lets you choose how much of the blood you want to see. A book gives you the permission to see the story as you want, as your mind directs. — Caroline Kepnes