Carlsberg Elephant Quotes & Sayings

Boy I could do this forever; I truly enjoy bad guys. — Jonathan Banks

When I started writing seriously in high school, English was the language I had at my disposal - my Spanish was domestic, colloquial, and not particularly literary or sophisticated. — Daniel Alarcon

If you are a drinker, always use a pseudonym when booking hotels. None of us really know what kind of mess we're going to leave behind, and there's no sense in getting banned from a resort you respect. — Chelsea Handler

He had always called her "Krys," which nobody else had ever done. She had liked being Krys. — J.K. Rowling

I noticed that no matter where I went in the country, there was this group of questions that got asked. I would track them and keep them in categories. Like body image, school, family, friendship, you name it, the emotional life of a teenage girl. — Elizabeth Berkley

99 percent of all statistics only tell 49 percent of the story. — Ron DeLegge II

Anthrax, it's something that gets you sick, it's horrible, strong. It's a heavy-metal band name if there ever was one. — Scott Ian

By identifying the new learning with heresy, you make orthodoxy synonymous with ignorance. — Desiderius Erasmus

A man's primary fantasy is access to a variety of attractive women without the fear of rejection. — Warren Farrell

All right, Miss Cryptic. What's the new plan, then?"
Glancing around the room, Cinder tipped up her chin. "It starts with kidnapping the groom."
Iko's hand shot into the air.
"Yes, Iko?"
"That is the best idea ever. Count me in. — Marissa Meyer

A cantor, when he starts singing, it's like rain - once it starts, it's hard to stop. — Sholom Aleichem

I hate procrastinating, so much so that I often do my homework on Friday so it won't be hanging over my head all weekend long. The good
thing is, my (nonexistent) social life doesn't usually interfere with this quirk of mine. — Kim Harrington

When Doing becomes infused with the timeless quality of being, that is success — Eckhart Tolle

Why can we throw a question further than we can pull in an answer? — Yann Martel

Never run before God gives you His direction. If you have the slightest doubt, then He is not guiding. Whenever there is doubt - wait. — Oswald Chambers