Carlini Handlebars Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes we think we are moving randomly. But random behavior is rare in humans. We are always spiraling around something, whether we see it or not, a secret center of gravity with the invisible power of a black hole. — Greg Iles

Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning? — Paul Keating

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes. — Michael Caine

Of course, a positive growth rate might be taken as evidence that a population is below its optimum. — Garrett Hardin

I always watch you. You consume my every thought. — M.A. Stacie

like a good wine without iocane powder, it seems to get better with time. — Cary Elwes

When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them. — Don Meyer

Life is made of two parts, the good and the bad, but you can only look at it in one piece where everything is mixed together because life is never a straight line; to succeed in life you have to climb the mountain and jump the pit earlier to have hills and holes to climb and jump over later, whereas climbing the mountain and jumping the pit later will lead up to peaks and abysses. — N.N. Porchezhiyan