Carini Pizza Quotes & Sayings

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. — Sam Kinison

Never say to a third party something about someone that you do not plan to say to the person himself. — Henry Cloud

Later in the garden she was happy; she did not want anything to happen, but only for the situation to remain in suspension as the two men tossed her from one mind to another; she had not existed for a long time, even as a ball. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The porcelain doll residing in her white-pillared dollhouse was a mirage. — Katlyn Charlesworth

The really intelligent person keeps his childhood alive to his last breath.He never loses it-the wonder the child feels looking at the birds,looking at the flowers,looking at the sky ... Intelligence also has to be,in the same way,childlike. — Rajneesh

Gratitude can transform any situation. It alters your vibration moving you from negative energy to positive — Oprah Winfrey

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. — Charles M. Schulz

A man's bathroom is his castle — John Steinbeck

What soilders whey-face? The English for so please you. Take thy face hence. — William Shakespeare

It's not that Mom didn't keep anything, it's that she kept the wrong things. We leave memories on objects we love and cherish, things we use and wear down. — Victoria Schwab

Wolf came up with a handful of salt, and with an apologetic grimace at his cousin, he warned, I'm gonna salt you, dude. — Anonymous

I'm a 27-year-old freshman, and returning to college after a seven-year break from high school was by far the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. — Hannah Kearney

Taking privacy cues from the federal government is - to say the least - ironic, considering today's Orwellian level of surveillance. At virtually any given time outside of one's own home, an American citizen can reasonably assume his movements and actions are being monitored by something, by somebody, somewhere. — Bob Barr