Caption Pretty Quotes & Sayings

Frey was the god of spring and summer! read the caption. He was the god of wealth, abundance, and fertility. His twin sister, Freya, the goddess of love, was very pretty! She had cats! — Rick Riordan

I've always known from the time I was eight years old what I wanted to do. I would have been fairly content to be someone's lead guitar player. — Brad Paisley

In a fashion similar to the leftist occupiers on Wall Street, their antics would be the target of rabid moral indignation on the front pages of the New York times and Washington Post and on the lead stories of every cable news show. — Jamie Glazov

In my experience, there's no secret to accomplishing almost any goal worth pursuing. — Lauren Graham

The greatest problem with Irish Wolfhounds, though, is that they don't live very long: their great hearts give out. A good deal of this is genetic, of course, but I think it is in part that they worry so for us, care so much. — Edward Albee

When you go beyond awareness, there is a state of nonduality, in which there is no cognition, only pure being. In the state of nonduality, all separation ceases. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Whoever can lift a rifle, should have one. — Kliment Voroshilov

When a character wants to do one thing and I want him to do another, the character is usually right. — Madeleine L'Engle

Not that bad? This ain't fucking MIT, this is ninth grade! Look at this shit!' he said, holding the progress report up. 'You got a fucking C in ninth grade journalism? How does that even happen? You work for the New York fucking Times? Couldn't break that big corruption story? Jesus Christ. Unbelievable. — Justin Halpern

For me, this nomination was as if all of a sudden the crucifix began to wear a yellow star. — Jean-Marie Lustiger

As the sun rose I could see Etna, a truncated cone with a plume of smoke over it like the quill of a pen stuck in a pewter inkpot, rising out of the haze to the north of where I was treading water. — Eric Newby

LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies. — Doug Benson