Captain Talvis Quotes & Sayings

I am wearing a size 28 Paige Jeans. Jeans don't lie, and I am just happy! — Ricki Lake

Didn't having AIDS mean everyone had to always be nice to you? Except someone like Pastor Randy who actually seemed to hate people with AIDS even more than he hated regular gay people. — Marshall Thornton

Avast talking about me as though I were not standing here. — Lisa Norato

You have no idea how to comfort anyone, do you? (Astrid)
In case you haven't noticed, princess, social skills aren't my forte. Hell, you're lucky I'm housebroke. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing. — Stephen Leacock

And you work for that demon, right? The one who looks like Matthew Broderick?"
"John Cusack," I corrected. "He looks like John Cusack."
"Whatever. — Richelle Mead

anger and jeaously are first cousins! — Eric Jerome Dickey

Selfish Apologies Aren't Apologies at All — Miles Anthony Smith

When I first heard merry-go-round, I thought, "Does she? I didn't know Mary was a slut. — Jarod Kintz

The price we pay for our advance in civilization is a loss of happiness through the heightening of the sense of guilt. — Sigmund Freud