Captain Queenan Quotes & Sayings

We could have saved it, but we were too doggone cheap. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

If you hit, they're going to like you. If you don't hit, they're not going to like you. — Carlos Delgado

They sent me to these places to get the weight off. The diets never worked; the diets actually made it worse. — Lisa Whelchel

The command of the old despotisms was "Thou shalt not". The command of the totalitarians was "Thou shalt". Our command is "Thou art". — George Orwell

It struck me, not for the first time, that there seemed to be more places in Australia for tourists to go than there were tourists to fill them. At — Bill Bryson

Hazel could not explain that she had forgotten, that there was Jack and soul-sucking villains, and sometimes you are too scratchy to remember the things you are supposed to do, even if you do feel really bad about it later. — Anne Ursu

Lily closed her eyes and screamed at the top of her lungs as she made the scariest fall of her life, plunging to her certain death while clinging to her rescuer who really didn't rescue her at all. — Missy Lyons

Philosophers are very severe towards other philosophers because they expect too much. — George Santayana

When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard. — Sun Tzu

Today's gardens have become far more than things of beauty. And today's generation is fast finding out that backyards can be an extremely resourceful and powerful tool in not just providing food for the family but also a brilliant way of connecting children with the natural world. — Jamie Durie

You look out there and there's people that, their day is changed because of your contribution to it. — Brad Paisley

I do rely on having a full face on. — Kim Kardashian

If people don't actively knock the scenery over and they get the words out in something approximating the right order, you're moving on. — Richard Masur

He became a poet the way other men become monks: as a devotional practice, as an act of love, and as a lifelong commitment to the search for grace and transcendence. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I wish it was possible to smear cancer cells onto his arse. — Jenny Downham