Cantika Media Quotes & Sayings

The test of whether or not you can hold a job should not be in the arrangement of your chromosomes — Bella Abzug

If the affairs of the world were put in the hands of the screwball artists, it couldn't be in a worse state than it is now ! — Man Ray

Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out? — Bill Maher

Why are you smiling?" "Because I can. — Amelia LeFay

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that. — Dylan Moran

Cheap booze is a false economy. — Christopher Hitchens

It was like finding a long-lost brother who farts in the same key. — Dale McGowan