Candino Classic C4549 1 Quotes & Sayings

I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason. — Greg Fitzsimmons

Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it 'holiday gumbo'. — Molly Harper

Tamani paused and mulled this over for a few seconds. "If I say no, are you going to follow me anyway?"
"Of course. — Aprilynne Pike

Prayer is as mighty as God, because He has committed Himself to answer it. — Leonard Ravenhill

You want to balance the budget in this country? We change the salary structure for Congress and the President. Every year they don't balance the budget, we don't pay them. — Daniel Keys Moran

Our souls must become expanded by the contemplation of Nature's grandeur, before we can fully comprehend the greatness of man. — Heinrich Heine

If the 'Journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step' - that is prescribed to - ALIGN — Priyavrat Thareja

Never ask a poet to tell you the truth. We have ten different ways to describe a drink of water, and each is true and all lie. — Max Gladstone

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I eat merely to put food out of my mind. — N. F. Simpson

Learn that every flatterer Lives at the flattered listeners cost. — Jean De La Fontaine