Cancyte Quotes & Sayings

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right. — Richard Jeni

Understanding is the ultimate seduction of the mind. Go to the truth beyond the mind. — Stephen Levine

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics. — Jon Stewart

It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer. — Larry Bird

Here's why guys are smarter than women. We're curious. We want to know shit. — Adam Carolla

He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir! — Gorilla Monsoon

I flipped through a book on harp seals in the late 1970s and saw images of them swimming in emerald green pools of water surrounded by huge sheets of ice. Right then I was hooked, and I knew this was a story I wanted to do. — Brian Skerry

At ground level Alexanderplatz is a monstrous expanse of grey concrete designed to make people feel small. It works. — Anna Funder