Canaday Show Quotes & Sayings

Religion is only the illusory sun which revolves round man as long as he does not revolve round himself. — Karl Marx

The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will have a drinking buddy. — Conan O'Brien

Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence — Unknown

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor. — Ben Stiller

So, Carter, if you need to talk about anything, you know, about being gay. If there are things that you don't understand or things that confuse you, you can ask me. Anything. You can ask me anything."
Carter studied him for a moment and asked. "Who's your cell provider? — Marshall Thornton

If the marriage ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. — Scott Gardner

I love the game of baseball. — Nomar Garciaparra

Depression weakens a person at every level and bullies can smell weakness like dogs smell fear. — Indu Muralidharan