Callipygian Cleft Quotes & Sayings

Many, I fear, would like glory, who have no wish for grace. They would [want to] have the wages, but not the work; the harvest, but not the labor; the reaping, but not the sowing; the reward, but not the battle. But it may not be. — J.C. Ryle

I am a giant proponent of giant screens. But I accept the fact that most of my movies are going to be seen on phones. — George Lucas

My Brother starv'd between two Walls,His Children's Cry my Soul appalls — William Blake

She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes. — Cara Lynn Shultz

(Cartoon caption I never really rallied after the birth of my first child. — James Thurber

CUSTOMER: Is your mother around ?
BOOKSELLER: ... I run this bookshop.
CUSTOMER: Oh. Sorry. — Jen Campbell

If we bestow but a very little attention to the economy of the animal creation, we shall find manifest examples of premeditation, perseverance, resolution, and consumate artifice, in order to effect their purpose. — William Bartram

It is not what you do, but what you stop doing that matters. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj