Caliendo Frank Quotes & Sayings

If it's just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It's not really even about the impression so much. It's about the take and what you do with the person. I try to get a character across with the impression. — Frank Caliendo

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun. — Frank Caliendo

She says I think too many sad thoughts, and that if I keep it up, who knows what will happen. Donna doesn't know everything I know. I can't help but think sad thoughts sometimes. Sometimes they are the closest things on my mind. — Jennifer Lynch

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important. — Frank Caliendo

I never pass a Dairy Queen without stopping. I cannot stand tucked-in sheets. I was once a contestant on 'The Price is Right.' — Brian Shactman

I've never been monogamous. It might happen, but it never has yet. I don't understand women, I'm off that kick. — Vincent Kartheiser

The places where water comes together with other water. Those places stand out in my mind like holy places. — Raymond Carver

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me. — Frank Caliendo

I love getting fan mail. Often, as a writer, you never know what your readers think of a book ... you get critical reviews and sales figures, but none of that is the same as knowing you've made a person stay up all night reading, or helped them have a good cry, or really touched their life. — Jodi Picoult

ESPN has so many characters, it's like 'The Simpsons.' — Frank Caliendo

I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart. — Frank Caliendo

I hope to keep writing journalism as long as I write fiction; it's afforded me such amazing adventures and opportunities. It does take a lot of time, so it's hard to do both at once, but I try to do a big journalism piece every couple of years, and I'll hopefully continue with that. — Jennifer Egan

There's only truth and not truth. You're either very good or evil. — Christine O'Donnell

Everything is awesome ... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team ... — Frank Caliendo

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head. — Frank Caliendo

Hey, I work one full hour a day! — Frank Caliendo

ESPN takes itself very seriously, but for some reason, I'm allowed to be the court jester. — Frank Caliendo

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself. — Frank Caliendo

Fox does the NFL a lot like they program the rest of the network. There's sort of a locker room sense of humor that prevails. With ESPN, it's more like a pat-you-on-the-back kind of comedy. I mean, they'll all get on each other a little bit, but it's never mean-spirited. — Frank Caliendo

Suffering is a product of limited knowledge. — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one. — Frank Caliendo

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song. — Frank Caliendo

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better. — Frank Caliendo

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout. — Frank Caliendo

There is in fact a category of people who get unusually close to the truth about themselves and the world. Their self-perceptions are more balanced,they assign responsibility for success and failure more even-handedly, and their predictions for the future are more realistic. These people are living testimony to the dangers of self-knowledge. They are the clinically depressed. — Cordelia Fine

I'm kind of the antithesis of a comedian. People that don't like me will agree with that. — Frank Caliendo

If I'm going to have to deal, as I get older, with arthritic pain, I don't want to get into opiates. — Nick Nolte

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him. — Frank Caliendo

'Giving 2.0' frames giving as a learning experience and encourages everyone to make giving a part of your year-round life. — Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times. — Frank Caliendo

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me! — Frank Caliendo

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot ... And he isn't putting it on vibrate. — Frank Caliendo

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television. — Frank Caliendo

Most people want to be on TV as much as possible. I went up the ranks so fast because I was doing impressions, and nobody was really doing it when I started. I never got a chance to explore what's my comfort level onstage. — Frank Caliendo

I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess. — Frank Caliendo

I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life. — Sienna Miller

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins. — Frank Caliendo

With Twitter, it's a little harder to tell jokes that somebody hasn't heard already. You have all these people out there sharing their opinions and telling jokes in real time, and by the time you get on, somebody's already done some version of what you're trying to do. — Frank Caliendo

I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do. — Frank Caliendo

I think another way that you can really harm yourself as an artist is by buying into the mythology that it's really important. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I think sometimes comedians and entertainers and artists, sometimes they get onstage, and it's all for what they want to do. I think you still need to do stuff for the audience. They're the ones who are making it possible. — Frank Caliendo

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. — Henry Fielding