Calendared Or Calendered Quotes & Sayings

He was probably a Sagittarius, like Rosalie herself, born with a quiver of arrows, and a license to be an asshole. — Frank Portman

Beauty loses its relish; the graces never. — Henry Home, Lord Kames

We're family, right? We foul up and say we're sorry and let it go. — Christina Daley

Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning. — Dave Barry

Glancing from Marcus to Livia, she exploded, "What is the source of this family's infernal obsession with Americans?"
"What an interesting question, Mother," Livia said drolly. "For some reason none of your offspring can stand the thought of marrying one of their own kind. Why do you suppose that is, Marcus?"
"I suspect the answer would not be flattering to any of us," came his sardonic reply.
-The Countess (their mother), Livia, & Marcus — Lisa Kleypas

I had a job since I was old enough to work - since I was, like, 14. — G-Eazy

Eighteen thousand miles from the moon is some slide, but I'll get up there again some way! — Winsor McCay