Calculate And Print Quotes & Sayings

I was told to hand over my disposable lighter, to prevent, I suppose, any threat of "Do what I say or I'll light this Marlboro and you'll all die - in thirty years due to inhalation of secondhand smoke." — P. J. O'Rourke

One travels more usefully when alone, because he reflects more. — Thomas Jefferson

The next 10 years are either going to happen to us, or because of us. — Brian Solis

Two may keep counsel putting one away! — William Shakespeare

They say ... the stopwatch never lies. Speed kills but absolute speed kills absolutely. — Al Davis

Getting in touch with unmet needs is important to the healing process. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

My vagina has just found a new best friend — Olivia Cunning

Studies show that the fear of public humiliation is a potent force. During the 1988-89 basketball season, for example, two NCAA basketball teams played eleven games without any spectators, owing to a measles outbreak that led their schools to quarantine all students. Both teams played much better (higher free-throw percentages, for example) without any fans, even adoring home-team fans, to unnerve them. — Susan Cain

But our deepest difficulties cannot be resolved merely on a narrowly intellectual plane. Our deepest difficulty is sin, rebellion against God. We have desires in our hearts that resist the Bible's views and what God has to say. We want to be our own master. — Vern Sheridan Poythress

He wiped his face with his handkerchief, for he was quite warm from the exertion of being Chairman of the World. It had taken more running and leaping and sliding than he had imagined. — E.B. White

It seemed I'd always been chasing after something, anything that moved -a car, a bird, a blowing leaf -anything that might lead me into some more lit place, some unknown land downriver. I had not even the vaguest notion of the broken world I was living in, what society could do with you. — Bob Dylan