Calamity Jen Quotes & Sayings

My feet are definitely more grounded than before. And I know that I'm not holding onto a dream. I'm holding onto my life. — Celine Dion

"Jose Mourinho is a big star ... he's cool. The first time he met (my wife) he whispered to her: 'Helena you have only one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy' The guy says what he wants. I like him." — Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I have tread all three of his books and they held me spellbound interesting story. Its fiction based on fact ... mmm I like! — Harold Alvin

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does. — Tina Fey

People shouldn't pinky swear if they don't mean it because the pinky is the weakest finger out of the five. If you want to truly stand by what you say, then use your thumb. — Patrick Stevens

I think that's great - I just try not to be one of those people. I find the more I think about it, the less free I feel when I write and when I work. — Chang-rae Lee

If you write chick lit, and if you're a New Yorker, and if your book becomes the topic of pop-culture fascination, the paper might make dismissive and ignorant mention of your book. If you write romance, forget about it. You'll be lucky if they spell your name right on the bestseller list. — Jennifer Weiner

The doctrine of Christ enjoins men, all brothers in His eyes, to love one another. — Leon Bourgeois