Cagador Quotes & Sayings

Dear Victor: Wow. That ... really got out of hand. I'm sending this cat in as a peace offering. I forgive you for all the stuff you wrote on the walls about my sister, and I'm going to just ignore all the stuff you wrote about my "giant ass" (turn cat over for rest) because I love you and you need me. Who else loves you enough to send you notes written on cats? Nobody, that's who. Also, I stapled a picture of us from our wedding day to the cat's left leg. Don't we look happy? We can be that way again. Just stop leaving wet towels on the floor. That's all I ask. I'm low-maintenance that way. Also, this cat needs to go on a diet. I shouldn't be able to write this much on a cat and still have room left over. — Jenny Lawson

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could! — Tori Spelling

It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. — Roy Disney

Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and can be a goofball. Because everyone's a nerd inside, I don't care how cool you are. — Channing Tatum

I now realize that to see the Major when he isn't really there must at least be preferable to seeing him when he really is there. — Sarah Caudwell

I do try to wash my face before I go to bed now, which I never really used to do. Sometimes, if it's really dire, I won't, but most times I get around to it, even if it's just with water. — Suki Waterhouse

Education comes from living life, following passions, accessing information, observing, reflecting, and being inspired by wise and courageous elders in the community. — Claire Aumonier

When you get to a place where you don't go for what you can get, but you go for what you can give, you gonna see your life change tremendously. — Eric Thomas

You're bullshitting."
"Don't they call it horseshitting down here? — Abigail Roux

No matter how long you lived, you never got used to seeing terrible things. — Cassandra Clare

Head up, heart open. To better days! — T.F. Hodge

We [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people. — George Carlin