Caftans 2020 Quotes & Sayings

The war won't be over until the last spammer's head is stuck onto a spear at the city limits. — Paul Vixie

For the record, my cock can only be measured in decibels from the screams of the female it pleasures — Dannika Dark

I am not primarily an advocate of capitalism, but of egoism; I am not primarily an advocate of egoism, but of reason. If one recognizes the supremacy of reason and applies it consistently, all the rest follows. — Ayn Rand

With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D and you still have the frog you started with. — Terry Pratchett

For some, religion is the cement that seals shut their door on the world — Carol Shields

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles. — Hannibal Buress

The problem is that one cannot easily build Charleston anymore, because it is against the law. Similarly, Boston's Beacon Hill, Nantucket, Santa Fe, Carmel - all of these well-known places, many of which have become tourist destinations, exist in direct violation of current zoning ordinances. — Andres Duany

Being alone does not make you crazy, it reminds you of who you are. — E.J. Koh

I know what I am in Washington to do: I'm here to fight for hardworking families. — Elizabeth Warren

Grace (talking about Sam): At the sight of him, my stomach slid down to my feet, a weird combination of relief, nerves, and anticipation all in one, a feeling that never seemed to go away. — Maggie Stiefvater