Cafferty Quotes & Sayings

You can't feel sorry for a scene. If the movie works without the scene, then you don't need the scene. — Michel Gondry

Spiritual maturing is about releasing people to be whoever they are - even if you don't approve or like it. — Jacob Glass

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That's a law of nature, to be known henceforth as 'Harshaw's Law. — Robert A. Heinlein

It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President ... Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been ... I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him. — Jack Cafferty

A cougar is a sexually active and confident woman who's a predator. Tell me you not flattered. — Jane Green

Let us regard the forests as an inheritance, given to us by nature, not to be despoiled or devastated, but to be wisely used, reverently honoured and carefully maintained. Let us regard the forests as a gift, entrusted to any of us only for transient care, to be surrendered to posterity as an unimpaired property, increased in riches and augmented in blessings, to pass as a sacred patrimony from generation to generation. — Ferdinand Von Mueller

The ancients placed love and war in the hands of closely related gods. — John Steinbeck

The need to connect with one another intimately is what makes and keeps us human. The challenge throughout life is to find the courage to reach out to potential partners when our primary relationship ends and to recharge our tried-and-true unions when their sizzle starts to fizzle. — Joyce Brothers

On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal". — Jack Cafferty

What a welcome change to feel like someone is running the country instead of running it into the ground. President Obama has done more in eight weeks than George W. Bush did in eight years
unless you include starting a couple of wars. — Jack Cafferty

Everything you do from waking till sleeping is against somebody's Bible, Cafferty. — Ian Rankin

I would guess it didn't exactly represent a profile in courage for the vice president to wander over there to the F-word network for a sit down with Brit Hume. I mean, that's a little like Bonnie interviewing Clyde, ain't it? — Jack Cafferty

To place your trust in visible things is to live in despair. — Thomas Merton

Change is a difficult challenge to face. — Lanny Bassham

Life is tragic but it's equally comic. — John Banville

Inconsistency, incompetence, and lies are all cut short by the ground. It will stop you if you can't stop yourself. — Mark Twight

If you look up schadenfreude on Wikipedia, you'll see a picture of me with a snide smile on my face. — Maggie Stiefvater

I still have dreams about CBGB's. I still miss the place. — Henry Rollins

I get paid to ask questions I don't know the answers to and to complain about the things that bother me. — Jack Cafferty