Caderno Online Quotes & Sayings

I feel sorry for tribes that used to be cannibals but then stopped when the Christians came and inevitably ruined everything, because it would suck to be nostalgic for the comfort food of your childhood but then never have it again because now it's suddenly not cool to eat your dead uncle. — Jenny Lawson

It doesn't take a year to sing a song. Takes a year for people to figure out how to market it. — Chrisette Michele

Do not find faults, only forgive. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Your personality is what makes you sexy. — Mollie King

Social psychologists confirm that we are likely to perceive people outside our own community as more alike than those within it. We perceive members of our own group as individuals, but see other groups as more or less homogenous (psychologists call this the "outgroup homogeneity bias"). — David Livingstone Smith

Explore and discover the powerful ability within you. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I will do everything I can to be the man that you want, the man that the seven-year-old you used to dream about. I will bring you flowers, I'll take care of you when you're sick, I'll give you space when you need it and I'll never leave your side when you want someone there. I want to be better than I am because of you, Paisley. — Kandi Steiner

Cooperation for mutual benefit, a survival strategy very common in natural systems, is one that humanity needs to emulate. — Eugene Odum

The value of a promise is the cost to you of keeping your word. — Brian Tracy

I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits ... they're like souvenirs. — Miranda Kerr

Twice does he live who can enjoy the remembrance of the past. — Ovid

You, Mr. Bernard,". "Last time I checked they don't pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay
you to teach. So start teaching."
Mr. Bernard jumps in his chair, clears his throat, and hurriedly goes to the whiteboard and starts writing equations. I salute Jack as I bow out the door.
"Have a great day, Jackoff."
"Try not to get molested, cow," He snaps. — Sara Wolf

As I paddled on, mt heartbeat boomed like a motor in my ears. I am I am I am. — Sylvia Plath