Caddyshacksquare Quotes & Sayings

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy

The foundation of government is ... laid, not in imaginary rights of men, (which at best is a confusion of judicial with civil principles,) but in political convenience, and in human nature; either as that nature is universal, or as it is modified by local habits and social aptitudes. The foundation of government ... is laid in a provision for our wants, and in a conformity to our duties; it is to purvey for the one; it is to enforce the other. — Edmund Burke

A monster is someone who's being monstered. — Hanif Kureishi

of body, tall Negroes from Africa, small wizen-faced Jews, — Eleanore M. Jewett

Their eyes met for a moment. And the glance that flickered between them had been a wordless message of understanding, the affirmation of a sympathetic secret alliance from which everyone else was excluded by natural law - the close mysterious blood-bond between two mutants, of which she had not yet heard. But, in some indescribable fashion, it had seemed, even then, that, obscurely, everything was already known and had been accepted, accepted finally and absolutely, in the depths of her unconscious self. — Anna Kavan

I love having my hands in the dirt. It is never a science and always an art. There are no rules. And if it comes down to me versus that weed I'm trying to pull out of the ground that doesn't want to come out? I know I'll win. — Matthew McConaughey

Time teaches all things to him who lives forever but I have not the luxury of eternity. — Og Mandino

I've found that the only way to make theatre that gets the audience thinking is when I feel uncomfortable making it. — Young Jean Lee