Cachetona Quotes & Sayings

There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot. — Plato

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. — George Carlin

Realize what you really want. It stops you from chasing butterflies and puts you to work digging gold. — William Moulton Marston

I speak what appears to me the general opinion; and where an opinion is general, it is usually correct. Though — Jane Austen

I wasn't kidding about the flying-kids part. Or the talking-dog part.
Anyone who's up to speed on the Adventures of Amazing Max and Her Flying, Fun-Loving Cohorts, you can skip this next page or so. Those of you who picked up this book cold, even thought it's clearly part three of the series, well, get with the program, people! I can't take two days to get you caught up on everything! Here's the abbreviated version (which is pretty, I might add):
A bunch of mad scientists (mad crazy not mad angry- though a lot of them seem to have anger-management issues, especially around me) have been playing around with recombinant life-forms, where they graft different species' DNA together. — James Patterson

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious.- — Janet Evanovich

The more open you are within, the more capacity you will have to know, to see, and to love. — John De Ruiter

You suck at working with someone, I say, because it's true. — Elizabeth Norris