C# Regex Replace Double Quotes & Sayings

The human body is the only machine for which there are no spare parts. — Hermann Biggs

We ought to punish pitilessly that shameful pretence of friendly intercourse. I like a man to be a man, and to show on all occasions the bottom of his heart in his discourse. Let that be the thing to speak, and never let our feelings be beneath vain compliments — Moliere

There had never been a death so foretold. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Our kind, we don't leave many traces behind in this world. — Zoraida Cordova

I am not sorry, but this has hurt my heart and spirit more than all the other trials, for being forsaken is worse than being killed. (Sept 5, 1881) — Nancy E. Turner

Very often people looking at my pictures say, 'You must have had to wait a long time to get that cloud just right (or that shadow, or the light).' As a matter of fact, I almost never wait, that is, unless I can see that the thing will be right in a few minutes. But if I must wait an hour for the shadow to move, or the light to change, or the cow to graze in the other direction, then I put up my camera and go on, knowing that I am likely to find three subjects just as good in the same hour. — Edward Weston

I was doing experimental theater and experimental film in San Francisco, and I moved to Los Angeles, and what I got frustrated with was, it seemed like everyone was waiting for something to happen. Obviously, films take a lot of planning, and I wanted something more immediate, and comedy started to become that. — Amy Seimetz

But this wealth of information produced little or no insight. — Stephen King

I love serialized stories of any kind. I'm a huge sucker for any kind of series. — Sarah Koenig

Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds? — Bill Vaughan

The man who fails to give fair service during the hours for which he is paid is dishonest. The man who is not willing to give more than this is foolish. — Charles M. Schwab

The basic principles of logic dictate that a statement cannot be both true and false at the same time ... and that a statement must be either true or false ... Lucy is lying, or she is crazy, or she is telling the truth. She can't be some combination, and she can't be none of those things ... The laws of logic dictate that she must be one of them ... Notice how practical common sense about the suposed impossibility of other worlds doesn't come into the equation. — Sarah Arthur

I'd love the opportunity to do something where I could really give my opinion, my feisty side - it'd be fun! — Rachel Stevens