C Rations Can Opener Quotes & Sayings

Nature battles against us sometimes, and it can be hard. Our souls seek a soul mate and our bodies seek to procreate. You need to be wise and self controlled and not put yourself in a place where nature might overcome your commonsense. — M.H. Strom

Me and Ma have a deal, we're going to try everything one time so we know what we like. — Emma Donoghue

Flustered by the budding understanding of why her sister might have chosen to love this supposed monster, Irsa fumbled for her satchel. — Renee Ahdieh

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. — Dolly Parton

No matter how much the fool has been taught to road, exceeds the fool that's sits at home. — Vivek Sahni

The art of Navigation demonstrates how, by the shortest good way, by the aptest direction, and in the shortest time, a sufficient ship, between any two places (in passage navigable) assigned, may be conducted; and in all storms and natural disturbances chancing, how to use the best possible means, whereby to recover the place first assigned.
Mathematical Preface — John Dee

You wonder when it's going to get easier for us, but it's not easy for anybody, Allie. Everyone has their shit. It's different shit for different people, but it's still all shit. Being able to deal with it... that's where greatness lies. And we're great. — Jenni Moen

Synchronicity: A meaningful coincidence of two or more events where something other than the probability of chance is involved. — Carl Jung

You can tell it's a poem because it's swimming in a little gel pack of white space. That shows it's a poem. — Nicholson Baker

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. — Henry Miller

Audiences are shifting. Platforms are shifting. Ages are shifting. It's better to be in charge of change than to have to react to change. — Roger Ailes