Byrnes Tavern Quotes & Sayings

With me, it was my liver that was out of order. [ ... ] I had the symptoms, beyond all mistake, the chief among them being "a general disinclination to work of any kind."
What I suffer in that way no tongue can tell. From my earliest infancy I have been a martyr to it. As a boy, the disease hardly ever left me for a day. They did not know, then, that it was my liver. Medical science was in a far less advanced state than now, and they used to put it down to laziness. — Jerome K. Jerome

Well, there are people who eat the earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. Then there are people who stand around and watch them eat it. (Softly) Sometimes I think it ain't right to stand and watch them do it. — Lillian Hellman

Good morning, nightmare! — Ljupka Cvetanova

I've got a great family and a beautiful house. I feel very lucky as far as my lifestyle is concerned. I'm not really interested in fame and all its trappings. — David Morrissey

Just before opening his door, he tried to rearrange his dick so he could be a little more comfortable while he drove. The motion wasn't lost on Mary and she started to giggle and Bill turned red. He apologized as he got in the truck. "Sorry, I didn't mean to be so crude. This doesn't usually happen to me." She reached over and took his huge hand in hers. "Don't worry about it. If I had one of those, I'm sure I'd be doing the same thing right now. — Margery Ellen

If you wait for someone else to make things better, you'll be waiting a very long time — Jennifer Donnelly

Happiness could be like a head cold. Or cholera.
Catching. — Julia Quinn