Bypassed Audio Quotes & Sayings

Alexia had found pregnancy relatively manageable, up to a point. That point having been some three weeks ago, at which juncture her natural reserves of control gave way to sentimentality. Only yesterday she had ended breakfast sobbing over the fried eggs because they looked at her funny. The pack had spent a good half hour trying to find a way to pacify her. Her husband was so worried he looked to start crying himself. — Gail Carriger

The United States condoned dictatorships in Latin America for much of the 20th century. — Carlos Fuentes

I like to sit on my pancakes! — Robert Benfer

I just want you to know, I will not be falling slave to your devil dick and demon tongue. No matter how good they are. — Kylie Scott

A mother never fully delivers. — Judith Kelman

I can't bear the smell of cigars, can you?" said Lady Partridge.
"Lionel hates it too," murmured Rachel. As did Nick, to whom the dry lavatorial stench of cigars signified the inexplicable confidence of other men's tastes and habits, and their readiness to impose them on their fellows. — Alan Hollinghurst

He looked so beautiful, and it pissed me off that he could look so beautiful when he was so ugly. — Nashoda Rose