Buzdan Hayaller Quotes & Sayings

What's up?" [asked Ford.]
"I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there. — Douglas Adams

We should expect the best and the worst of mankind, as from the weather. — Luc De Clapiers

Great big bugger,' said Aziraphale. 'Sleepeth beneath the thunders of the upper deep. Under loads of huge and unnumbered polypol - polipo - bloody great seaweeds, you know. Supposed to rise to the surface right at the end, when the sea boils. — Terry Pratchett

The soul has illusions as the bird has wings: it is supported by them. — Victor Hugo

At best she's a scrawny, hollow-eyed croneling." "Croneling?" John tilted his head in perplexity. "Croneling. Noun. One who has yet to achieve cronehood. The adolescent phase of the British crone," Avery lectured. — Connie Brockway

I do not recall a Jewish home without a book on the table. — Elie Wiesel

A good magic effect should easily be described in one sentence. — Dai Vernon

The devil?" Jason heaved the tick over his shoulder like a collier with his sack. "Satan. The adversary. The enemy of the plan of God. The undoer. The destroyer. Yes. He definitely was." Jason smiled. "But he meant well. — Orson Scott Card

When I grow up next year my life will be easy. Vanity — Caroline Gerardo

Evolution is baseless and quite incredible. — John Ambrose Fleming

Fools and the dead are not governed by logic. Survivors are. — Karen Marie Moning

Witches did not mourn, because witches did not love enough to allow it to break them. Even if Asterin, now taking up her place by the Blackbeak Matron's Second, had proved otherwise. — Sarah J. Maas

Gary didn't get up until 11:30, but I managed to squeeze ten minutes alone with him in the kitchen before Chris drove me home. Asked him how things had gone with Samantha.
'Not entirely successful.'
'Told you so.'
'Might have been better if I hadn't spotted the open balcony door and decided to climb up and sneak in.'
'You idiot Gary. Bet Samantha freaked out.'
'Actually, no, she didn't. But the girl whose flat I broke into did. Those balconies all look the same you know.'
'Oh my God.'
'Yeah she made quite a fuss. Wouldn't let me explain- just ran out screaming and called the police. Thank God Samantha was next door and heard her. She managed to convince the girl I wasn't a vampire or pervert prowler but an upright citizen who'd made an honest mistake.'
'Idiot, you mean.'
Gary grinned. 'She may have used that term. — Liz Rettig

What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for it. So when I made the new Web site, I thought, 'I just need to make this one even more absurd.' — Jarrett J. Krosoczka

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong. — Addison Mizner