Buyable Acetaminophen Caff Quotes & Sayings

... made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless. — Nelson DeMille

You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust. — Noor Shirazie

Mama is slowly getting better. So many people are so fond of her. — Rocco DiSpirito

It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal. — Damon Suede

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard

It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be what he is. — Desiderius Erasmus

The day is an epitome of the year. The night is the winter, the morning and evening are the spring and fall, and the noon is the summer. — Henry David Thoreau