Buttwipe Quotes & Sayings

I want people to follow their dreams, yes ... but I'm not interested in telling young black kids how to be rappers ... I want to show them that there's so many other paths you can take, besides a rapper or basketball player. — J. Cole

It's illegal to yell 'Fire!' in a crowded theater, right?" "It is." "Well, I've whispered 'Racism' in a post-racial world. — Paul Beatty

Come on, who saw what happened?"
"I did," I volenteered.
"Well?"
"Buttwipe wanted to know what jerkface was looking at." I turned turned eyes on the bloody and dirt-smeared brawlers. "You were barely 3-inches apart. Couldn't you see that you were both looking at each other?"
The teacher's face reddened. "Who do you think you are? Jerry Seinfeld?"
"You must be confused with another student," I told him. "My name is Capricorn Anderson. — Gordon Korman

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry. — Scroobius Pip

Life is hard enough, you don't have to embellish the drama! — Marianne Williamson

Electric cars are going to be very important for urban transportation. — Carlos Ghosn

Eddie is like one of those great relief pitchers in baseball who gets the strikeout at the right time. Belfour comes up with the great saves when you need them. — Rick Tocchet

A fusty nut with no kernel. — William Shakespeare

It's interesting to work with Emma [Watson] so quickly after Harry Potter. When we shot this movie, it wasn't that long after Harry Potter was finished, and it's knowing that's a big transition in her life. She's a very talented young woman. — Ethan Hawke

Some people possess gifts, and some people are possessed by them. When that happens, the gift becomes a curse — Anton Troia

Title does not protect you from everything. — Amy Ewing

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. — Lily Tomlin