Buttholes Tom Quotes & Sayings

I also ache at that thought your majesty ... But if they do not offer the sacrifice in blood now, we will all pay dearly with added gallons later. So if some most die it is in a worthy cause. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. — Ricky Gervais

Film is a very, very powerful medium. It can either confirm the idea that things are wonderful the way they are, or it can reinforce the conception that things can be changed. — Wim Wenders

Someday, Sarah, someone will come along and give you the moon, and the stars too. — Betty Neels

The truth only irritates those it enlightens, but does not convert. — Pasquier Quesnel

Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats. — Gail Carriger

I have a special gift, and I go out and use it. I don't think you can hide it. I'm just confident in myself-always have been. — Clinton Portis

Beauty is boring because it is predictable. — Umberto Eco

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard

The truth is, I would do anything for Alan Rudolph. If he asked me to stand on my head and spit wooden nickels, I would. I love him. I loved working with him. — Lesley Ann Warren

I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me. — Zooey Deschanel

What would make me happiest is if kids read these books [ Bink & Gollie] and think: there is so much to love in the world; and words are so much fun. — Kate DiCamillo

That's a big room up there, and a .38 doesn't have much accuracy from a distance. — Stephen King

Each year, at the typical nuclear reactor in the U.S., there's a 1 in 74,176 chance of an earthquake strong enough to cause damage to the reactor's core, which could expose the public to radiation. No tsunami required. — Bill Dedman