Buttcrack Quotes & Sayings

I'm "crushable." That was the craziest thing. They called me "crushable" on some website. — Alex Shaffer

Apparently humans share fifty per cent of their DNA with bananas. My father is a constant reminder of that. — Holly Smale

Provided they live a worthy life, both those who choose to dwell in the midst of noise and hubbub and those who dwell in monasteries, mountains and caves can achieve salvation. Solely because of their faith in Him God bestows great blessings on them. Hence those who because of their laziness have failed to attain salvation will have no excuse to offer on the day of judgment. For He who promised to grant us salvation simply on account of our faith in Him is not a liar. — Symeon The New Theologian

But I know, somehow, that only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Even when nuclear power plants go horribly wrong, they do less damage to the planet and its people than coal-burning stations operating normally. — George Monbiot

It's all about getting better and controlling the things that you can control, which is getting better day to day. — Robbie Lawler

I'm not sure how anyone with a soul can make jokes about the passing of one of the most talented artists this generation will see. — Samantha Ronson

You've got to quit judging people just because they have an 'R' or a 'D' in front of their name. We don't do that in Oklahoma. — Markwayne Mullin

every thought that deviates from the officially prescribed and permanently changing line is already suspect, no matter in which field of human activity it occurs. Simply because of their capacity to think, human beings are suspects by definition, and this suspicion cannot be diverted by exemplary behavior, for the human capacity to think is also a capacity to change one's mind. — Hannah Arendt

And on the eighth day, Satan laughed. — James Schannep

Besides, that MBA is a Masters of Business Administration, not a Masters of Business Leadership. — Dave Anderson

Time, place, and space for all things, but spending [the] majority of one's time playing in outer places, and far less time exploring inner space, is perhaps the worst form of neglect. Don't play yourself; the real you awaits. — T.F. Hodge

I don't think people do anything out of fear very well. So I think the only choice is to have them intrinsically motivated. — David M. Kelley