Bus Driver Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Oh kid, it's all about confidence. That's the whole shebang right there. Whatever you do, do it with your nuts. That's how Ruth swung a bat-with his nuts. Court a girl, rob a bank, brush your teeth, do it with and from your God-given nuts or don't do it at all. — J.R. Moehringer

Success will require the studied lack of sophistication of a Ronald Reagan and the casual dishonesty of an FDR. The president must appear to be not very bright yet be able to lie convincingly. — George Friedman

You try to avoid the mistakes you made in the past. — Julio Iglesias

What do you think Amy Poehler is doing right now? — Georgia Clark

Is indecency more indecent if it is grave, or more indecent if it is gay? For my part, I belong to an old school in this matter. When a book or a play strikes me as a crime, I am not disarmed by being told that it is a serious crime. If a man has written something vile, I am not comforted by the explanation that he quite meant to do it. I know all the evils of flippancy; I do not like the man who laughs at the sight of virtue. But I prefer him to the man who weeps at the sight of virtue and complains bitterly of there being any such thing. I am not reassured, when ethics are as wild as cannibalism, by the fact that they are also as grave and sincere as suicide. — G.K. Chesterton

After I left D.C. to join Black Flag, I felt I was in a band. — Henry Rollins

It is much harder to retain your position at the top than to get to the top. — Kirsty Coventry

Self-imposed limits on sovereign power can disarm mistrust, but provide no guarantee of liberty and property beyond those afforded by the balance between state and private force. — Anthony De Jasay

Whatever you have a passion for, then you must do. If you want to write, write about something you know about. — Jackie Collins

Please forgive me. I couldn't always follow you in your wild escapades, just like I can't follow you now. But then as now, my thoughts and heart go with you. I hope that you finally meet the love of your life in Paradise. Try not to tease the angels. — Alan McCluskey

She sat in her perfect house,
with her perfect husband,
wishing that her perfect life
would end. — Atticus Poetry

But the tender grace of a day that is dead Will never come back to me. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

You can tell when they're coming for you if you study their faces. — Jeremy Robert Johnson