Burtininko Quotes & Sayings

Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection! — Kelly Moran

You cannot avoid what you fear because what you fear is inside of you. — Bryant McGill

Comedy is not my world. It's difficult for me, but sometimes you just have to go with it and have a good time. — Jonathan Banks

There's no point in lying saying I am doing really, really well because I'm not; I'm cult level. — Gary Numan

He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass ... They're way, way close. — Mary Matalin

In the background she can hear the shopping carts performing their clashy, anal copulations. — Neal Stephenson

Until we have finally accepted the fact that there is nothing we can do to change the past, our feelings of regret and remorse and bitterness will prevent us from designing a better future with the opportunity that is before us today. — Jim Rohn

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!"
"That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary! — Charles M. Schulz

After her death, at the age of thirty-nine, I wrote a book about us. I wrote it as a way to memorialize her and mourn her, and as a way of keeping her own important memoir, Autobiography of a Face, alive, even as I had not been able to keep her alive. This was a story of a Herculean effort to endure hardship, and to be a friend. Even when the details of our lives became sordid, it was not the stuff of sewers. — Ann Patchett

God didn't create monsters. Monsters created themselves. — Karina Halle

Today is tomorrow and the future is now — Austin Blake